You cheatin' on me, B. Diddy?

I've been hearing that my man Baron Davis, one of the best point guards in the show, who carried the Warriors to the biggest upset in NBA history (yeah, I'm saying it is), is stepping out on me. I read that Baron is having a li'l thang with Teri Hatcher. Yes, Susan from Desperate Housewives! Apparently, the met at Tony Parker and Eva Longoria's wedding reception. Tony Parker hooked them up. Boom Dizzle, you're breaking my heart! C'mon. I thought we had something serious. We're both ballers from SoCal. We kicked it with First Lady Laura Bush at the White House together. We were supposed to have a kid and make her (or him) the best point guard ever ? even better than Sue Bird and Magic Johnson put together. If you're going to cheat on me, at least keep it in France! Don't be spotted in at Hollywood hot spots sharing spaghetti! I'm just playing. Seriously, Baron's my man. You just better be ready for the season. You've got to represent! Be careful. She is Desperate.

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• whitejordan32 said September 07, 2007

  lol. That would be a PG w/ some very nice basketball genes. Good luck Diana and great to have you in The Yard

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• fr0arenas said September 07, 2007

  FINALLY!!!!!!!!!! WELCOME ABOARD!

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• ursportspro said September 07, 2007

  A pro on Yardbarker with a sense of humor?!?! It's about damn time! Welcome Dee. I'm looking forward to more blogs like this one. If your seeking out a bf, I go around 6'6'', captained a JC Hoops Undefeated National Championship team (30-0), and contain the sarcastic wit of a Spanish speaking cracker and tea dipper.
  
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• Harvey_Bars said September 07, 2007

  What's Sue Bird's deal? Is she into bloggers?

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• hoopla said September 07, 2007

  If Penny's husband is the Eva Longoria of the W, then what would that make Baron if the two of you were together? He'd be the Teri Hatcher of the WNBA, of course! Think about it...

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• ACeezy said September 07, 2007

  sup Big D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  good luck on Saturday don't let that loss git to u. u guys can pull it out
  GO PHOENIX!!!!!!!!

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• hazmat said September 07, 2007

  Great suggestion to interview the referees. Brilliant!

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• CowboyJoe said September 07, 2007

  As Jackie Childs said about Teri Hatcher: "They're real and they're spectacular"

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  • daphne2008 replied September 07, 2007

    Love it! Easily one of the greatest shows of all time.
  • ursportspro replied September 07, 2007

    Unfortunately those are the only real things on Teri anymore. Her face must get painted on each morning using the "Make Up Gun" from the Simpsons.
• giselle3 said September 07, 2007

  LOL! I love how the story about having Baron's baby was so planned out! it made me laugh! :)

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• Roger_Dorn said September 07, 2007

  Roger Dorn says Teri can still bring it and Roger Dorn never lies when it comes to women, except when he's making out with chicks after the Indians win the pennant.

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  • CowboyJoe replied September 07, 2007

    Or when Wild Thing is tapping his wife
• LakotaStorm said September 07, 2007

  I want to know if Kelly is related to Kevin Bacon. Come on Mercury, you gonna let the Shock push you around like that? you got where you are for a reason so go out there tomorrow and just do it!

  

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• BostonFlash said September 08, 2007

  That is hilarious!! Nice Job Diana, when you heading back to Mother Russia?

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• Gutterkitty said September 08, 2007

  DT, you are too funny. Reminds me of reading Martina Navratilova's dashed apsirations of having a superkid with Wayne Gretzky.
  
  Can't wait for the game tomorrow. Go Mercury!
  
  And you look much better than Teri Hatcher without makeup. You two should armwrestle for Baron. :)

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• thebeard said September 10, 2007

  Nice work in game 2. The beard approves.
  Your muse, our talisman. All good.

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• sedona said September 10, 2007

  Dt- talented, beautiful, AND a sense of humor????? You got the entire package.....his loss...lol

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• 123456 said September 19, 2007

  diana you are so funny. keep it coming, and good luck.

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• dublinrox2094 said September 20, 2007

  gosh! ur are really funny....i look up to you so much. im 13 years old and 6"0 one of the reason i am still playing basketball is because of you team! keep doing what you r doing...cant wait until next season!

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• SamanthaDee said September 21, 2007

  your remarks make me smile.
  hahahahaha.
  Sami
  www.myspace.com/lovely_storm323

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• Dball69 said September 27, 2007

  Too start out I DON'T think anyone will be better than MAGIC JOHNSON. He was the man and everyone knows it. Although i do think you and baron would make beautiful babies. LOL.

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• jamie01 said September 30, 2007

  Damn, your freak'in funny Dee! Anyway, screw Baron. He must be super desperete if he's cheatin' on U w/ Terri Hatcher. Hey, they make a great desperete couple! Looking at this blog, it makes me think, should Baron be on "Desperete Housewives" himself. Or maybe he'll just make his own series, "Desperete Househusbands"! And don't worry, if I see him, as Mr.T says, "I PIDDE THAT FOOL"! Oh, and I'm 12. So if Dee doesn't write me back, I'll die of sadness. You don't want that now do you Dee?

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• Gutterkitty said October 02, 2007

  Everybody get over to Baron Davis' new Yardbarker blog. He hasn't forgotten the deal with Dee, he he...

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• stillatin said October 05, 2007

  ill take care of her for u BOOM!

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• Dominictomasso said October 30, 2007

  I wonder if I'm one of your oldest fans, I'm 85. Propably not. We have watched you since your first playing at U-Conn. You and Gino should get together for something, your both one of a kind. I'm proud of the way you play soo unselfishly and keep plugging Cappie. That also makes you a very remarkable person. Watching you and Sue Bird and now with gutsy Cappie is a pleasure. By the way, our initials are the same.
  D.T. Tucson AZ

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