I've been hearing that my man Baron Davis, one of the best point guards in the show, who carried the Warriors to the biggest upset in NBA history (yeah, I'm saying it is), is stepping out on me. I read that Baron is having a li'l thang with Teri Hatcher. Yes, Susan from Desperate Housewives! Apparently, the met at Tony Parker and Eva Longoria's wedding reception. Tony Parker hooked them up. Boom Dizzle, you're breaking my heart! C'mon. I thought we had something serious. We're both ballers from SoCal. We kicked it with First Lady Laura Bush at the White House together. We were supposed to have a kid and make her (or him) the best point guard ever ? even better than Sue Bird and Magic Johnson put together. If you're going to cheat on me, at least keep it in France! Don't be spotted in at Hollywood hot spots sharing spaghetti! I'm just playing. Seriously, Baron's my man. You just better be ready for the season. You've got to represent! Be careful. She is Desperate.