Choices, Chips and the Cupid Shuffle
So here we are, on the eve of 9/11 - still at war - and we're presented with one of the most important questions of our generation: Kanye or 50? My choice? Fiddy. Yeah right. Maybe if we were testing reps of 225 on the bench. Or best investment by a rapper in anything outside a bullet proof vest, partner-in-beef and ghostwriter: Vitamin Water. Can somebody confirm $500 mill? YoooooOOOO...Glaceau? Holler at me. Kelly Clarkson's album was a bust - we almost had a bill on 'em in Game 2. Really. Kanye. Seriously. I'm buyin' that one and burnin' a copy for the car. Is there really a comparison? Fiddy? Are there recording studios at Shady Acres? For real, Stronger is the jam of the summer. While you can question the sunglasses indoors, you can't fight Kanye's creativity. I won't venture to say lyrical genius (nobody is touching Pac in my book, most likely ever...in life) , but the guy has undeniable talent. I like him. In the wasteland of what has become Hip Hop (who can even listen to the radio anymore?), Kanye delivers. Other fun facts to share on this Eve of Game 3: Maz has been banned from all locker room DJ activity. Rumor has it she is happy with the alleviation of responsibility? Tough crowd huh? Suspect at best, Maz. I think you may secretly be putting together iPod mixes to try and slide in like Olympia...just waiting for the opportunity...knowing full well that the secret to the formula is simple. It's been a four-song rotation for the Merc locker room as of late: Superman - Soldier Boy Cupid Shuffle - Cupid Put 'em to the Side - 50 Cent (and yes, he's on the list. I still pick Kanye) More Human than Human - White Zombie I'm guessing that after seeing that list - you're confused over at least one item. Bets on Cupid Shuffle or the White Zombie. To White Zombie? What can I say. - I love this team. To Cupid Shuffle, I give you the instructional video: This is the dance Westhead will be doing if we get that chip. And yes, potentially in two different shoes. All the rumors are true - Coach was wearing two different shoes in Game 1 and Game 2. It took until Game 2 for Cappie to point out to Coach that he indeed was rocking one gator leather and one classic penny loafer. When he did notice, dude did a dance. For real LOL No word whether he plans to wear a matching pair for game three. Up to him. Whatever he does man...coach is the shit. Game 3. Tuesday. 6pm PST :: ESPN2 . Two more. Lets get it. PS. The fingers I threw up? Just makin sure you didn't miss anything.
